Friday, June 1, 2012

Misheard Lyrics #2: Chasing Pavements

Link to Song: Adele- Chasing Pavements
What I Hear: "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins."
What it Actually is: "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements."

In all honesty, chasing penguins makes about as much sense as chasing pavements. I mean seriously, maybe she's using the penguins metaphor as a way to demonstrate how cold the love she feels is. Or maybe how there's always something fishy in her relationships (ba-dum-TSHH).

Awesome website!

Incredibox!
So cool! Takes a while to load however. No matter what sounds you choose it's awesome. Also the bonus video is cool.
Less impressive is this website:
instantdanceparty.com
Yet it could be helpful if you're the kind of person who wants their dance party to be one incredibly repetitive song playing on a loop. For some reason it's even on the Watchmen logo, which doesn't especially make sense, at all... whatsoever.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Really Bad Lyrics #7

Song: Bike
Artist: Pink Floyd
Lyrics: "I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why, I call him Gerald."
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Yes... Do go on? I think really the best way to demonstrate how bizarre these lyrics are is to search for a much deeper meaning in them, which I will now try. **Ahem** I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house: This is obviously Syd Barrett's very own representation of his spiritual meaning. It's small like a mouse, yet it hasn't got a house, a reference to his free spirit and outgoing nature. Also, this could be a reference to Syd's own infatuation with cheese. I don't know why, I call him Gerald: Self explanatory. I mean, doesn't everyone get the extreme significance of "Gerald?" Everyone knows it was his mother's name.
Link to song: Bike- Pink Floyd
Link to lyrics: Pink Floyd- Bike Lyrics
(Check out the rest of the lyrics, they're almost equally bizarre.)

Hi again!

Hello everyone!
I'm back! Did you miss me? I bet you did!
I went on extended hiatus from writing because I had to go fend off some polar bears from my igloo mansion and only recently returned. In short, sorry I wasn't here, writing. However, I don't want to be one of "those" bloggers who writes only posts about how they're sorry that they don't write more posts. So instead, I think I'll just write. It's nice to be back, but I will say you've never lived 'till you've lived in an igloo mansion.