These will be a series of rules telling you the proper etiquette, language, and general rules of conversation for anyone hoping to be a future music snob:
#1: If there is an obscurely specific genre to refer to a group of musicians, use it. No matter what the circumstances or relevance.
Ex. Them:
"Hey, I love indie bands like Panda Bear and Neon Indian!"
You: "*scoff disdainfully* I believe the genre name you meant to say was chillwave."