Saturday, September 29, 2012

Rules of Musical Elitism #1

These will be a series of rules telling you the proper etiquette, language, and general rules of conversation for anyone hoping to be a future music snob:

#1: If there is an obscurely specific genre to refer to a group of musicians, use it. No matter what the circumstances or relevance.

Ex. Them: 
"Hey, I love indie bands like Panda Bear and Neon Indian!" 
You: "*scoff disdainfully* I believe the genre name you meant to say was chillwave."