Oh well...

I was goofing around on Google Trends (a google application to show how often people have searched various things) when I got an idea. What if I looked up different band's popularities in relation to Justin Bieber? I know, its one of my greatest ideas yet. First I tried the Arctic Monkeys. To my surprise, Justin Bieber ranked only a tiny bit higher than them overall. I then tried the Black Keys, The Strokes,  LCD Soundsystem, all of them. They all were only just barely losing to Justin Bieber. I was about to email my joy to everyone when suddenly, disaster struck. I realized I had spelled his name Beiber (an offense punishable by death from true beliebers). Oh, the woe. Oh, the misery. I now know that all of my favorite bands are in fact, all less popular than Justin Bieber spelled wrong. I was disheartened, regardless of the fact of how much hipster cred this gives me. Just for the sake of it, I looked up all of the band's names agains Justin Bieber spelled the right way, and my bands were crushed. Sigh...

And now for a brief philosophical moment...

Pork Buns: What kind of cruel god would make them unhealthy?
And to make matters worse, manage to make many healthy things taste much worse than pork buns. Now to clarify, I'm not a picky eater, I will eat vegetables and enjoy many of them. I just would care to do some bargaining with god. Now at first this may sound magniloquent (though not quite as magniloquent as using the word magniloquent), but would it really be that bad if doughnuts, were a health food, in exchange for wheat grass becoming incredibly unhealthy? I'm jus' sayin'...