1. Nickelback (Wannabe Rock): Obviously!
2. Simple Plan (Wannabe Punk): Ehh... kind of a wannabe Blink 182
3. Fall Out Boy (Wannabe Just Cool in any sort of way): Ewww...
4. Panic at the Disco (Wannabe Dance): Really really bad...
5. Jonas Brothers (Wannabe Rock): Disgraceful...
6. Avril Lavigne (Wannabe Alanis Morissette): Why so angry?
7. Plain White Tees (Wannabe Jason Mraz): Anyone else notice that "1,2,3,4" and "Rhythm of Love" are essentially the same song?
8. Good Charlotte (Wannabe Metal): Yechhhh
9. Kid Rock (Wannabe Rock): You know you're desperate when you change your last name.
10. Bullet for my Valentine (Wannabe Death Metal): Now I don't even remotely like death metal, and yet I can still spot some people who reallllllly wants to be recognized for it.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Really Bad Lyrics #5
Labels:
Really Bad Lyrics
Song: Come Sail Away
Artist: Styx
Lyrics: "I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise, we climbed aboard their starship, and headed for the skies!"
God, I hate it when that happens! All the time I see these sailor angels, but they always turn out to be stupid aliens wearing disguises! ARRRGH! Oh, and what's so special about these Styx guys anyway. They never invited ME onto their starship! And from the looks of it, they mainly just make circles in corn and generally freak people from the southwest out. Either, way I gotta give it to these aliens. I mean, who mistakes an alien for an angel? Their disguises must be really good.
Link to Song: Styx- Come Sail Away
Link to Lyrics: Come Sail Away- Lyrics
Artist: Styx
Lyrics: "I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise, we climbed aboard their starship, and headed for the skies!"
God, I hate it when that happens! All the time I see these sailor angels, but they always turn out to be stupid aliens wearing disguises! ARRRGH! Oh, and what's so special about these Styx guys anyway. They never invited ME onto their starship! And from the looks of it, they mainly just make circles in corn and generally freak people from the southwest out. Either, way I gotta give it to these aliens. I mean, who mistakes an alien for an angel? Their disguises must be really good.
Link to Song: Styx- Come Sail Away
Link to Lyrics: Come Sail Away- Lyrics
And now a new installment of... Stuff
Labels:
Funny Stuff
This time we're looking at... really weird maternity wear!
Shouldn't a mother feel happy that their having a baby?
Not that they're imprisoning a contorted human child
in their stomach? Look, his little eyes are almost begging
for help!
Ever seen a pregnant lady and wondered exactly how many
weeks she is pregnant? I know I do all the time. This shirt
satisfies that urge in all of us. Now I have tons of handy
new conversation starters with pregnant ladies also. Such
as, "I see your baby is in its 11th week!", "I see your baby
has 29 more weeks to go!", "I see your baby is older than
10 weeks", "I see your baby is younger than 12 weeks", and
most importantly, "Hey, I can count to forty too!"
Its a merman! They should really change how they break the news to other people from "We're expecting" to "We're expecting a baby, but I dunno, it could be anything."
And with that, we conclude our post on odd maternity wear.
Not that they're imprisoning a contorted human child
in their stomach? Look, his little eyes are almost begging
for help!
weeks she is pregnant? I know I do all the time. This shirt
satisfies that urge in all of us. Now I have tons of handy
new conversation starters with pregnant ladies also. Such
as, "I see your baby is in its 11th week!", "I see your baby
has 29 more weeks to go!", "I see your baby is older than
10 weeks", "I see your baby is younger than 12 weeks", and
most importantly, "Hey, I can count to forty too!"
Its a merman! They should really change how they break the news to other people from "We're expecting" to "We're expecting a baby, but I dunno, it could be anything."
And with that, we conclude our post on odd maternity wear.
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