I thought it might be fun to try my hand at coining new words,
perhaps by gently shoving them into popular culture,
perhaps by aggressively forcing them into your current vernacular, ensuring that you use them when talking to your friends. Either way, I'd like to try some out, see how it goes.
Victory Lap (Vic-tor-EE Lap) n.
A. A word used to describe a song that builds off of previous success,
often by using the same formula.
The Plain White T's "Rhythm of Love" was a total Victory Lap of "1, 2, 3, 4"
Metalomaniac (Me-tal-o-main-ee-ak) n.
A. A neurotic metalhead who thinks he looks cool even though his songs sound like crap, often be seen in self-indulgent YouTube videos, often with fan to blow hair back and link to his album on Spotify. He thinks he's a music prodigy, especially when he shows you his own invented scales like the "Sesquipaloadacrapolian" mode.
Anyone who listens to the band "Dragonforce" is automatically a Metalomaniac.
Ozzy (Ah-zee) v.
A. To stay afloat despite having numerous setbacks, often shattering everyone's low expectations by continuing to stay alive even though you obviously shouldn't be (unless divine intervention is involved).
I totally Ozzied on that last test. I have no idea how I got an A, I didn't study at all.
B. To bite the head of a bat off.
I totally Ozzied in that bat cage. Yum!
perhaps by gently shoving them into popular culture,
perhaps by aggressively forcing them into your current vernacular, ensuring that you use them when talking to your friends. Either way, I'd like to try some out, see how it goes.
Victory Lap (Vic-tor-EE Lap) n.
A. A word used to describe a song that builds off of previous success,
often by using the same formula.
The Plain White T's "Rhythm of Love" was a total Victory Lap of "1, 2, 3, 4"
Metalomaniac (Me-tal-o-main-ee-ak) n.
A. A neurotic metalhead who thinks he looks cool even though his songs sound like crap, often be seen in self-indulgent YouTube videos, often with fan to blow hair back and link to his album on Spotify. He thinks he's a music prodigy, especially when he shows you his own invented scales like the "Sesquipaloadacrapolian" mode.
Anyone who listens to the band "Dragonforce" is automatically a Metalomaniac.
Ozzy (Ah-zee) v.
A. To stay afloat despite having numerous setbacks, often shattering everyone's low expectations by continuing to stay alive even though you obviously shouldn't be (unless divine intervention is involved).
I totally Ozzied on that last test. I have no idea how I got an A, I didn't study at all.
B. To bite the head of a bat off.
I totally Ozzied in that bat cage. Yum!
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