Thursday, January 5, 2012

Hey Man, We're Cool: The Top Ten Bands Trying to Fit Into a Style

1. Nickelback (Wannabe Rock): Obviously!
2. Simple Plan (Wannabe Punk): Ehh... kind of a wannabe Blink 182
3. Fall Out Boy (Wannabe Just Cool in any sort of way): Ewww...
4. Panic at the Disco (Wannabe Dance): Really really bad...
5. Jonas Brothers (Wannabe Rock): Disgraceful...
6. Avril Lavigne (Wannabe Alanis Morissette): Why so angry?
7. Plain White Tees (Wannabe Jason Mraz): Anyone else notice that "1,2,3,4" and "Rhythm of Love" are essentially the same song?
8. Good Charlotte (Wannabe Metal): Yechhhh
9. Kid Rock (Wannabe Rock): You know you're desperate when you change your last name.
10. Bullet for my Valentine (Wannabe Death Metal): Now I don't even remotely like death metal, and yet I can still spot some people who reallllllly wants to be recognized for it.

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