And now a new installment of... Stuff

This time we're looking at... really weird maternity wear!

Shouldn't a mother feel happy that their having a baby? 
Not that they're imprisoning a contorted human child
in their stomach? Look, his little eyes are almost begging 
for help!

Ever seen a pregnant lady and wondered exactly how many 
weeks she is pregnant? I know I do all the time. This shirt
satisfies that urge in all of us. Now I have tons of handy 
new conversation starters with pregnant ladies also. Such
as, "I see your baby is in its 11th week!", "I see your baby
has 29 more weeks to go!", "I see your baby is older than 
10 weeks", "I see your baby is younger than 12 weeks", and
most importantly, "Hey, I can count to forty too!"

Its a merman! They should really change how they break the news to other people from "We're expecting" to "We're expecting a baby, but I dunno, it could be anything."


And with that, we conclude our post on odd maternity wear.