Misheard Lyrics #1: A list of various things I heard whilst listening to Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

(Note: I show what I heard, and then what I found it actually was by looking at the lyrics.)
Link to the song: Bob Dylan- Subterranean Homesick Blues
See if you can hear what I heard too!

1. What I heard: Badger, laatoff, says he's got a fat loff (???)                                                        Actual Lyrics: Badge out, laid off, Says he’s got a bad cough
   
2. What I heard: Ham with the cool pen cap gonna pick ten.                                                         Actual Lyrics: The man in the coon-skin cap by the big pen.
3. What I heard: Talkindaddahepu applience in the bed bug.                                                          Actual Lyrics: Talkin’ that the heat put, Plants in the bed but...
   
4. What I heard: Get jam, junk mail, Johnnyommy (it's a name) if a meal.                                                      Actual Lyrics: Get jailed, jump bail, join the army, if you fail
5. (My personal favorite):                                                                                                                  What I heard: Baloozas cheetos, sicimoozers                                                                              Actual Lyrics: But users, cheaters, Six-time losers                                                                      

And unfortunately that is all the time I have today. Thanks for viewing!